I'm signing up for the wrong races. I want to race against (with?) him:
Yowza. Matthew McConaughey at the Malibu Celebrity Sprint race (1/2 mi swim, 18 mi bike, 4 mi run). JLo finished in 2:23, but according to People magazine, "Lopez was accompanied along the way by her trainer Gunnar Peterson, who was not racing himself, but was there to help out." Along what way? The course? WTF?!